I remember staying up late watching cable TV as a child and being awed by all of the bizarre products that could be purchased right from the television. Weights that shake, blankets with sleeves, towels that will wow you with how much liquid they sop up, and of course, ch-ch-ch-Chia Pets!

Nowadays, however, we don’t need to sacrifice sleep to find interesting, quirky products. We can just hop online! We’ve taken a trip to the “Of Course That’s A Thing” subreddit to find photos of some of the silliest items you probably never knew existed. So enjoy scrolling through this list, and be sure to upvote anything you’d appreciate being gifted for your birthday this year!

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#1 Human Sized Dog Bed

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#2 Julius Caesar Pencil Holder

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#3 Curiosity Might Actually Make Me Try This One…

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#4 Custom Earbuds

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#5 Windows Error Playing Cards

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#6 The Clearly Impossible Puzzle

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#7 If Only There Was A Way To Keep Wireless Headphones Connected To My Head…. 💡

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#8 An Airport LEGO Vending Machine - Kind Of A Solid Idea

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#9 A Device For Spreading Gravel On Model Train Tracks

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#10 Hang On A Minute

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#11 Miniature Chessboard On A Ring

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#12 Ofcourse Perfect For Bathroom Singer Like Me

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#13 Rubber

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#14 Best Sandwich

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#15 Ofcourse 💀

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#16 Catchup And Meowstard

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#17 My Dad’s Hotel Waffle In Texas

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#18 “Bokito Glasses” Are Used To View Gorillas Without Appearing To Use Direct Eye Contact As That Is Seen As A Threat To The Apes. Named After A Gorilla That Escaped And Attacked A Woman Who Did Just That For Weeks

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#19 Of Course An Anti Cannibalism Spray Exists For Chickens

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#20 This Ring Finger Ring

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#21 Planty! No!

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#22 A Machete Wielding Plant Controlled Robot

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#23 This Hummingbird Feeding Helmet

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#24 Tree Thot

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#25 It's Sad That This Sign Was Necessary

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#26 Just Straight Guys Having Some Good Clean Fun

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#27 Apple Music Has The Lyrics To The Star Wars Main Theme

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#28 Sushi Sandwiches!

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#29 The Gift Of Nothing

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#30 Lucky Charms Hot Chocolate

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#31 Sneaki Breki Crust

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#32 Wha?!?

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#33 Bro Why

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#34 Have You Ever Wanted Paper Towels That Are Reusable? Behold

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#35 Snickers Seasoning

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#36 Heinz Creates Spoon-Shaped Fries For The Perfect Ketchup Dip

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#37 Hair Artistry Is Evolving

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#38 Kinda Cool But Still

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#39 Fried Chicken Scented Fire Log

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#40 Side Table That Looks Like A Pile Of Cash

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#41 Baby Crocs

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#42 I'd Just Keep It In My Closet To Deal With Any Moisture

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#43 Fake ATM Receipts

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#44 This Mac & Cheese Candle That Smells Just As Bad As You’d Expect

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#45 This Deodorant Scent (Flavour?)

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#46 Balenciaga's New $1790 Bag

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