Sometimes when you're scrolling through the internet, you might stumble upon a sentence so absurdly perfect that it stops you in your tracks. It’s the kind of sentence that makes you wonder, "Did I just read that right?" and yet, you can’t help but admire its quirky genius.

Today, we’ve rounded up some hilarious and mind-boggling sentences from r/BrandNewSentence—a vibrant community of netizens dedicated to unearthing the most unexpected combinations of words ever typed. These gems are the kind of sentences you didn’t know you needed in your life until now!

#1 The "Late 1900's"

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#2 So Now I, As A Mom, Get To Deal With Telling My Toddlers We Can’t Watch Disney+ While In Our Tesla

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#3 Corn As In One Or Whole

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According to a study, researchers have discovered that we have over 6,000 individual thoughts running through our minds on any given day. From random musings to deep reflections, our brains are constantly buzzing with ideas, questions, and plans.

Sometimes, these numerous thoughts may turn into quirky, one-of-a-kind sentences that have probably never been spoken or written before. You know, those random phrases that pop into your head—the ones you didn't even think twice before saying out loud.

#4 Smell Like Concepts

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#5 Rs Tho

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#6 This Is Advance Homosexuality An I'm Just Amateur Apparently

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But here’s the thing—when you share those thoughts with someone else, they might pause and think, "Wait, that was an intriguing sentence!" It’s in those moments that we’re reminded just how wonderfully unpredictable language can be.

And that's exactly what the subreddit "Brand New Sentence" celebrates. With over 1.4 million members, this online community is dedicated to finding and sharing sentences that are a testament to the boundless creativity of human expression.

#7 "Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist"

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#8 Monday-Bundy

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#9 “American IQs Are Dropping. Here's Why It Might Not Be A Bad Thing”

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It’s easy for us to get lost in the maze of our own thoughts—after all, we juggle around 6,000 of them daily. But here’s the thing: Dr. Jordan Poppenk and his student, Julie Tseng, from Queen’s University in Canada, have developed a method that can pinpoint where one thought concludes and another begins.

#10 A Couple Of New Ones Here

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#11 Femboy Fishing

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#12 Formal Essays Are Never Happy

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In a paper published in 2020 in the journal “Nature Communications," the researchers unveiled a method for isolating specific moments when a person is deeply engaged with a single idea, coining the term “thought worm” to describe this phenomenon.

#13 "Female Archetype Is Lacanian Super Predator"

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#14 I Wonder How Many Men Find Themselves Oddly Attracted To Flower And Bo Scent For Unknown Reasons

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#15 Normal UK Moment

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Imagine you’re at work, and the deadline for an important project is coming soon. Suddenly, amidst all the pressure, you find yourself intensely focused on a solution for a problem that has been bugging you for days. In that moment, everything else fades away, and you’re wholly absorbed in the “thought worm” of that one idea.

#16 Mid B***h With Terrible Vibes

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#17 The What Representing What As A What Now?

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#18 Being A Taylor Swift Fan In 2024 Feels Like Being A Jew In 1938

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Dr. Poppenk, who is the Canada Research Chair in cognitive neuroscience, explains, “What we call thought worms are adjacent points in a simplified representation of activity patterns in the brain. The brain occupies a different point in this 'state space’ at every moment. When a person moves onto a new thought, they create a new thought worm that we can detect with our methods.”

Imagine you’re daydreaming about a beach vacation. At one moment, you might be thinking about the sand; this represents one thought worm. And then, when you start thinking about the sound of waves crashing, you transition to a new point, forming a new thought worm.

#19 “I Wish The Best Of Luck To You And Your Fungally Inclined Extremities”

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#20 Plus Size Coffins?

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#21 Amazing Discoveries

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Dr. Poppenk further adds, “Our methods help us detect when a person is thinking something new, without regard to what the new thought is. You could say that we’ve skipped over vocabulary in an effort to understand the punctuation of the language of the mind.”

#22 Sounds Like You're About To Shoot Up A Gamestop

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#23 An Orgy Of Mysterious Dickering (With A Death Ray)

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#24 "A Portable Sun That Can Be Delivered By Aircraft"

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This idea highlights how, at times, we don’t overthink our words and instead let our thoughts flow freely. When we stop filtering our expressions, we might end up saying some unique sentences that might have never been heard before. And sometimes it’s just coincidence or a playful twist of language that leads us to these gems.

#25 The UK Is Starting To Run Out Of Ghosts

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#26 Apologize To Mr. Hoskins, Immediately

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#27 "The United States Is Three Joe Bidens Old"

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#28 He’s A Good Boy…

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Such unique sentences not only capture the person’s feelings but also showcase the playful nature of language. Which of these posts did you find the most interesting? Did any of them inspire a moment of creativity in your thoughts?

#29 Why Must I Go To The Local Honest Jim's Horseshit Emporium And Haberdashery And Waste 3 Hours Of My Time

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#30 I Don’t Even Want To Know How They Came Up With This…

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#31 Take The Quiz: Submissive And Breedable Or Autistic

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#32 He Does?

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#33 A Sentence That Sounds Like A South Park Episode Pitch:

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#34 He’s Not Wrong

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#35 Alright

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#36 “…in Case Ancient Protein Proves Deadly”

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#37 All Stars Are North

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#38 Photographer Disqualified From AI Image Contest After Winning With Real Photo

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#39 Slurping Up The Power Grid To Make 1 Image Of A Girl With 5 Tits

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#40 Huh

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#41 Selling It By The Hawaiian Punch

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#42 A Never Before Uttered Insult

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#43 The Husband Lesbian Is A Better Husband Than I Was

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#44 Hawk Tuah Is In South Korea Today Speaking At A Blockchain Conference

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#45 The Temu Vape Reversed The Cilantro Soap Gene In My Sister

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#46 I Am A Child With A Drinking Permit

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#47 Playing Tag With Tremendous Momentum

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#48 Stalin's Granddaughter Is A

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#49 Millennial And Gen X Core

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#50 How To Erase The Woke Wikipedia From Researchs?

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#51 Campaign Says The Worm That Ate Part Of His Brain Will Not Affect His Ability To Be President

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#52 "Fatter Assed Citizenry "

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#53 “Little Red Headed Dips**t”

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#54 Fake Foot Toes

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#55 "From Oakland To Ethiopia, We Will Fight Back!"

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#56 We Are Reaching Levels Of Race Science Not Seen In Decades. Next…phrenology!

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#57 Let He Who Hasn’t Dumped A Dead Bear Cub In Central Park Cast The First Stone

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#58 Suspiciously Majestic

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#59 I Had To Use Chatgpt To Learn Where To Buy A Stamp

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#60 Very Specific (And Likely True)

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#61 Tmz With A New One, Only In Merica’

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#62 Sandwich

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#63 Any Takers?

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#64 "My (29f) Boyfriend (29m) Keeps Getting Into Fights With A Cook At Waffle House"

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#65 Real (Understood Half The Sentence)

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#66 Ngl, I Would Pay For This Too

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#67 Ah Yes, That Chipotle

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#68 Napoleon's Office Job

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#69 New Mozart Dropping Dawg

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#70 With Luck Like That, Maybe He Deserves To Be President?

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#71 "Side Hoe To His Map Video Game Addiction"

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#72 Anything But Lol??

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#73 If Anyone Ever Wondered…

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#74 Excuse Me, Without What?

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#75 “Keep The Meat.”

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#76 Stanky Jazz

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#77 Well

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#78 One Line Horror Story

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#79 The Pasta Is Now

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#80 "Taylor Swift, You Are A Young Pretty Girl, Do You Know What The Gang Members From Venezuela Do To Young Pretty Girls? It Ain't Pretty!"

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#81 Maybe I Should Be Someone's Dead Wife

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#82 "Wall People"

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#83 A Bird Leaf

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#84 Gummy Universe

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#85 Hawk Tuah Recently Went Viral For Her Rant On The Overuse Of Advanced Machine Learning Models By Junior Quant Researchers

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#86 Caffeinated Instant Ramen

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#87 Never Been Uttered Before

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#88 Wearing My Party Hat To The Eugenics Debate

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