It’s that time of the year, Pandas! The time for heart-shaped candies, ‘I heart you’ balloons, and bad love puns. You might hate the commercialization of the day that’s supposed to represent love and connection. But you can’t deny that with loads of merchandise comes the opportunity to laugh at some fails.
We’ve scoured the Internet and found the best of the worst. From funny spelling mistakes and cringy design choices to some absurdly grotesque Valentine’s products. You mean to tell me they sell heart-shaped beef? Bacon strips shaped to look like a rose? That’s the level of silliness I’m always up for!
#1 Seen At Burwash Dining Hall
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#2 That’s One Way To Do It
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#3 Oh My
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#4 Beef Roses For Valentine’s Day
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#5 This Can’t Be Real
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#6 Thanks For The Valentine's Surprise, DQ. What I Ordered vs. What I Got
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#7 We've Changed The Sign For Valentine's Day, Boss
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#8 I Don't Want To Kink Shame, But
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#9 This Was In The "Valentine’s Day Gifts" Section, And Is It Supposed To Be A Threat?
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#10 Valentine’s Day Steak And Shrimp Package
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#11 Valentine's Day Is Just Around The Corner
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#12 My Valentine's Heart Candy Says “Gort”
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#13 This Valentine's Day Window Display At A South Brooklyn Pharmacy
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#14 The New Walmart Valentine's Bear Looks A Little Deflated
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#15 His Name Is Artin, But I Named Him Soulless
I got this for my girlfriend as a joke for Valentine’s Day. I’m not a huge fan but I support her obsession and I love her, so I just go with it. But the joke is that I felt like I was being stared at by “Soulless Creatures”. Well, I was at the store today and noticed this dude was missing a face, so I named it Soulless.
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#16 The Color Scheme Of This Email Spotify Sent Me
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#17 Glad They Have A Sense Of Humor
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#18 This Donut Shop Tried Its Best. 2 Weeks After Valentine’s Day
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#19 The Grinch Is Not A Valentine's Day Movie
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#20 Happy Valentine’s Day
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#21 I Saw The Craziest Valentine’s Gift At Walmart Today
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#22 Romance Is Alive. Happy Valentine’s Day From Publix
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#23 Interesting Kind Of Valentine’s Day That Walmart Is Promoting
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#24 The Queen Of The Throne
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#25 This Valentine's Day Chocolate From Target
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#26 "Be My Valentin". Nothing Demonstrates Love More Than Proofreading
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#27 This Defective Toy
Found this gal with her face upside down at a T.J. Maxx in Eugene, Oregon. It’s the first misprint I’ve ever found, so I was pretty excited! I didn’t get it because it’s not my personal style but still very cool!
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#28 I Don't Know How I Feel About This One
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#29 There Was An Attempt To Pick An Appropriate Font
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#30 A Staple Valentine's Day Disappointment
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#31 They Know Exactly What They Are Doing
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#32 Nothing Says "Amour" Like An Exercise Bike To Go With Your Wine
To the couples: here honey, happy Valentine's! I think you need this. To the singles: if you wanna find someone, try the bike, not the wine.
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#33 I Found The Last Valentine's Day Toy At My Local Walmart, And I Love It
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#34 They're Staring Into Your Soul
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#35 Someone Needs To Check The Spelling
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#36 The "O" In The Word "Love" On This Box Has Been Replaced By A Barely Visible Heart
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#37 Valentine's Sausage Cuts. It Tasted Awful Too
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#38 The Card Factory Really Said Diversity
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#39 Valentine's Day Surprise In My Hotel Room
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#40 This Book My Mother-In-Law Bought For My Toddler Last Valentine’s Day
At first, you’re distracted by the fact that it’s so low-effort, like someone made it in 15 minutes using the world’s worst clip art. But then you realize that both bees and bears start with b, and what the hell is that nightmare that’s apparently a “numbat”? And when you get past all that, your 2-year-old points out that the book just skipped x and y, and went from w to z, and this is just surrealism.
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#41 The Commercialization Of Valentine's Day Has Reached Truly Asinine Levels
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#42 Imagine Getting A Valentine's Card From The "Friend Zone" Section
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#43 That's Bloody Confusing
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#44 Can't Even Trust That Valentine's Day Cards Are Grammatically Correct Anymore
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#45 This Is What The Valentine's Section Of The Dollar Tree Looks Like, It's A Gift For Men
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#46 Good Job I Read The Inside Of The Cards, Can't Abide Bad Spelling
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#47 Valentine's Flowers... Delivered Upside Down, Moldy, Broken, And Not Even In The Right Vase
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#48 My Mom Wrote On My Dad's Red Valentine's Card Envelope With A Red Pen
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#49 Paid "1-800-Flowers" $70 To Send Flowers To My Wife's Office... Yep, Exactly As Advertised
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#50 There Was An Attempt Decorating For Valentine's Day On A Budget
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#51 Nothing Says Happy Valentine's Day Like A Heart-Shaped Steak
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#52 There Was An Attempt To Make A Valentine’s Day Balloon
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#53 To Remind People Not To Forget About Valentine's Day
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#54 My Local Morrisons Are Down Bad This Valentine's Day
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#55 Well, That Sucks
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#56 Ordered Flowers For Valentine’s Day
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#57 Oops
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#58 Poster For Valentine's Day. The Text In Black Means "Text To Personalize With What The Train Station Will Do"
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#59 Just Finished Setting Up The Action Alley For Valentine's Day
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#60 Pepperosei
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#61 Valentine’s Day Sale: Shouldn’t The Sale Get "Better" With Each Additional Set?
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#62 This Children's "Toy" Attached To A Valentine's Day Card, For A 3-Year-Old
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#63 That’s Supposed To Be "Hers" Mug Too
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#64 Valentine's Day Design
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#65 Valentine's Flowers: Local Florist Edition
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#66 These Peanuts Valentine's Day Cards
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